What is wrong with people?

"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin) 01/19/2017 at 11:33 • Filed to: None

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I had a set of earbuds on my desk at work. They were the apple buds that came with my wife’s iPhone 5 back in 2012. I say HAD and WERE, because someone took them, and left me instead with a set of yellowed white Samsung buds.

There has been nobody in my cube. There has been nobody with earbuds in my cube. There is no explanation other than someone intentionally swapping their dirty used buds for my dirty used buds.

What the fuck is wrong with people.

Party-vi > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 11:36

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You need to call people out on it. Email the team in your office?

CaptDale - is secretly British > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 11:37

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Eww. I mean first off why would you want someone’s used earbuds? Ick and groos

Secondly, I LOVE Apple earbuds. They are my favorite. This is a sad story.

For Sweden > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 11:37

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Do it

Also Porsche

Jcarr > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 11:39

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Just a few degrees from stealing someone’s toothbrush. Gross.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 11:43

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Sorry to read about your buds, brah. Sucks to lose something one has taken care of and kept over time. Especially to theft...

Amazing that some people aren’t embarrassed by how pathetic they are. Just comes with being that pathetic?

Tripper > For Sweden 01/19/2017 at 11:44

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Welllumburgfuckedher.gif

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 11:45

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I have really nice over ear headphones that are on my desk at work. I’ll murder people if someone takes them.

The only good news is they’re Klipsch Mode M40 bronze head phones. It would stick out like a sore thumb if someone tried to use them at work.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 11:46

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I’m more bothered by the fact that they swapped their shit for yours.

At least if they just took yours, a million different things could’ve happened. Maybe they fell, got thrown out, lost in a folder, who knows.

Jcarr > Tripper 01/19/2017 at 11:46

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O face

TheRealBicycleBuck > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 11:53

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At least they’re leaving something behind. I’ve had multiple sets of buds outright stolen. One time, when I complained (loudly) about it, a set of used and yellowed buds was waiting for me the next day.

I suspect it’s the cleaning people. We already fired one cleaning crew for “cleaning” out our refrigerator every night. One of my coworkers came in late and found all of our food spread out in the kitchen, buffet style. The cleaning crew was busy helping themselves.

Chariotoflove > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 12:19

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It’s astonishing what people will do when they think they can get away with it. I lost my Star Trek communicator in the airport recently. The fact that it never made it to lost and found means somebody just kept it. Same thing with an iPod I lost once. If I found something like that, I would never even think of keeping it. It’d be like the tell tale heart poking at my conscience for ever after.

What’s wrong with people.

Steve in Manhattan > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 12:31

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Someone else’s earwax? Fuck that noise.

Textured Soy Protein > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 12:43

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Here, buy these.

Panasonic RP-HJE120-PPK In-Ear Headphone, Black https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003EM8008/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_DQpGybP52H9A2

Rico > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 12:44

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Find him and take him out

Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 12:44

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I’ve just forgotten my apple buds on a desk at uni, chances of me finding them tomorrow at the desk?

By the way this is a very strange coincidence...

Klaus Schmoll > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 13:19

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That’s what the Stasi (East German secret police) would have done. They liked to enter people’s homes and just rearrange small stuff to drive people crazy.

Also this: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/office-fight-in-14-printouts-1626568970

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/19/2017 at 13:57

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The fact that someone left behind a shittier pair actually made me laugh. If you’re going to steal something, just do that. It’s like someone stealing a nice, new car but leaving behind their old junker with the keys in it...

Why, what a considerate thief!